Now here´s a little story, I´ve got to tell. About three bad brothers, you know so well. It started way back in history. With Le Grotesque, Cap n Slappy., and me, Me Ol´Chumbucket´, They had a little horsy named Paul Revere. Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer. Riding across the land,and kicking up sand Sheriff´s posse on my tail cause I´m in demand. One lonely Whydah I be. All by myself, with nobody. The sun is beating down on my baseball hat. The air is gettin´ hot, the beer is getting flat. I was lookin´ for a girl, I ran into a guy. His name is Le Grotesque., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi" He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed.Four days on the run and that he´s dying of thirst.The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip. He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can´t get none!" Had a chance to run. Pulled out his shotgun. Quick on the draw, I thought I´d be dead. He put the gun to my head and this is what he said, "Now my name is Le Grotesque., I´ve got a license to kill I think you know what time it is, it´s time to get ill. Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer. I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear." We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin. You think this story´s over but it´s ready to begin Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew. You got two choices of what you can do. It´s not a tough decision as you can see. I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I´ll ride with you if you can get me to the border. The sheriff´s after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this, I did it like that. When I got away i stole her favorite headphones. So I´m on the run, the cop´s got my gun. And right about now, it´s time to have some fun. The King of Headphones, that is my name. And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne." We rode for six hours then we hit the spot. The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot. This dude was staring like he knows who we are. We took the empty spot next to him at the bar. Le Grotesque said, "Hi ho, you know this kid?". I said, "I didn´t.", but I know he did. The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain´t funny. My name´s Capn Slappy and I´m about to get money." Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky. He yelled, "Stick ´em up!", and let. two fly. Hands went up and people hit the floor.He wasted two cats that ran for the door. "I´m Cap n Slappy and I get respect. Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect". Le Grotesque was with it and he´s my ace. So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face The piano player´s out, the music stopped. His boy had beef, and he got dropped. Cap n Slappy grabbed the money, Le Grotesgue snatched the gold & logo. I put on these headphones and grabbed two girlies and a beer that´s cold.